Stop the presses! ABC News has found the ultimate reason why Herman Cain is not qualified to be President!
Now leading in at least one national poll, Cain is frequently asked if he is the new political flavor of the month. Cain’s canned response is: “Haagen-Dazs black walnut tastes good all the time.”
Here’s the problem: Haagen Dazs no longer makes black walnut ice cream. It was a limited edition, and is no longer available. So, in a manner of speaking, you might say that Haagen Dazs black walnut was – by definition – a flavor of the month.
So, this man is clearly unqualified, at least according to this breathless “scandal” story.
And of course, it has nothing at all to do with him being a highly successful black man who absolutely rejects the victimhood mantra of the lefty so-called “black leaders.” No, not at all.
Seriously folks, if anyone can find me an ABC News story from the 2008 election cycle raising this sort of “scandal” about Barack Obama, leave it in the comments, and I’ll send a $10 Amazon gift card to the email address you use on the comment.